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|Customer:||*observing a gossip magazine that has been by my cashier stand for a while* ...oh my gosh, are Jay Z and Beyonce getting divorced?|
|Me:||I dunno, I flipped through it a bit, there's a strong rumor Jay Z might have cheated on her.|
|Customer:||WHO CHEATS ON BEYONCE?!|
Because seriously, the cashier doesn’t have anything to do with setting prices in a corporate location, they’re just trying to make a living. Ask to talk to a manager or call a corporation’s hotline if you have a question about the CORPORATION.
You’re in a store - it’s a chain! Or you are otherwise somehow aware that it has a corporate nation or INTERnational reach, and there are many locations. A pricing decision or sales deal baffles you, and you think it is ‘stupid’.
You have decided to argue with the cashier about this decision, and are doing so by repeatedly asking them why it’s set up that way and why THEY decided something like, I don’t know, bandaids that are buy one get one half off, only cost a few cents less than buying a larger box, eating up more and more of their time as a line of people gathers up behind you, because you want to stop and have a long discussion with this cashier about prices and
GO FUCK YOURSELF AROUND THE GENITAL AREA WITH SOME KNIVES AND SHOVE TEN PINEAPPLES UP YOUR ASSHOLE
|Me:||You have to follow Gerad on his boat. Did you stow away?|
|Dad:||Narp. What do u know about sea turtles?|
|Me:||kisjvks are you unable to sneak on his boat?|
|Dad:||What is kisjvks?|
|Me:||It is a mashing of letters to signify amusement.|
Even with an incredible lack of focus and an insane lack of TIME, I am running AHEAD of schedule with this week’s comic page compared to last week! I may try to finish the rest of these inks either after work, tonight, or tomorrow if I’ve the time, and hopefully get next week on a head start - I may be losing some time, again.
In today’s MO, I switched the original preview image for a different one that I like less, but think maybe other people will like better.
It is by now somewhat common knowledge among Resident Evil fans that George A. Romero was tapped to write the first film based on the franchise way back in 1998, after a well received live action commercial for the Resident Evil 2 video game that was only viewable at the time in Japan. However, Capcom turned down his treatment despite positive critical feedback, and instead shifted to Paul Anderson, whose major claim to fame was the first Mortal Kombat film — a surprisingly decent and compelling adaptation of the controversial fighter.
What isn’t widely known is that you can totally view the script for Romero’s Resident Evil treatment right here.
Another thing not widely known is exactly how Paul Anderson keeps pulling in audiences for his long-in-the-tooth Resident Evil film franchise, or how DOA: Dead or Alive and Alien Vs Predator hadn’t killed his financial viability. Honestly, though, it just goes to show what determination and persistence can pull off.
At least we can remember the first Mortal Kombat movie.
Oh, that Johnny Cage. I’m laughing at him almost as much as those girls are laughing at Bob.
Look. This thing updated last night. *jazz hands*
Warm-up sketch of a grumpy Zia that turned into realizing “Hey…Zia’s grump.” I am probably way behind drawing little grump head fanarts but I haven’t thought of how to get into the OC shaming meme yet.
I will let you guys know when I have more info but the new monitor doesn’t seem to be playing nice with Manga Studio or my Tablet…frustrating.
wait no I found it I FIXED THE THING
While shopping for new DVDs in the store I got my new monitor from I - as a giant manbaby - looked through the family section. Someone had put Bee Movie out of alphabetized order and it was touching Kiki’s Delivery Service and Spirited Away and it being near those movies offended me deeply so I put it two shelves further away.
SORRY I KNOW THAT REORGANIZING AND FACING STUFF IS HARD IN RETAIL BUT BEE MOVIE CAN’T BE ALLOWED NEAR STUDIO GHIBLI MOVIES
Update! In which we draw the line at desperate dames.
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